Whilst shopping at a self-proclaimed “galleria” I found the following – you decide your thoughts…
Fat people in clothes meant for models and/or slim women
Booty shorts with ashy black under the cheek – which also was nearly showing (some did show and I say barf)
Camel toe in twill shorts
Blue lipstick
Huge wedgies in large bottoms
Annoying Tweens with fart apps – even worse those that block walkways and are unruly
Tweens that dress alike
Six to eight inch pumps at the mall
Huge bottoms adorned in loud colors and prints
Skirts of chubby chicks that come a millimeter underneath the ‘cheeks’ – complete with awful tattoos down both legs and cellulite
Excessive tattoos on legs and arms (rather makes me rethink my love for them a tad) – you look like scratch paper because they don’t match and aren’t art
Very mature female with gold lame gilded looking pants and loud gold pumps with cleavage to her teeth escorted by what had to be her embarrassed son (she had to be over forty)
The invasion of weaves – the good and the bad
The dire need for Spanx in the general metropolitan area
If you are going to fund criminal enterprises and buy trademark infringing fakes – at least be intelligent enough to buy ones that look like what the imitated designer sells (and I say NO to fakes anyway!!!!) – you can’t just stick a Chanel logo on anything – DUH
The complete lack of grace and gentility in this supposed southern city
Few manners, even less class
The worst of breeding – even more, people who should never breed
Ostentatious with little if any substance
Loads of unseemly
Even more vulgarity
Horrible as it was – the big wedgie and several others had me in tears and unable to speak for a bit
I don’t understand – the world wide web to teach you how to dress yourself and you still fail…in such an epic way!
I’m being nice as this has not one picture! 
xoxo
OD
